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MIRACLE COCKTAILS

$10

Scratch and Dent Glassware

Take a glass home! Order any Miracle drink and take the glass home for only $10. Offer is only for already open and used glassware only, supplies are limited.

$Varies

BOGO Glassware

Buy one new-in-box Miracle glass, get the second one for free! Ask your bartender for details.

$16

Christmapolitan

vodka, elderflower, dry vermouth, spiced
cranberry sauce, lime, rosemary, absinthe mist

$16

Candy Cane Lane

white rum, vanilla liqueur, dark creme de
cacao, minty amaro, candy cane, soy milk
*CONTAINS SOY

$16

Dancing Sugarplums

gin, limoncello, plum wine, plum milk
syrup, lemon, tiki bitters, nutmeg
*CONTAINS DAIRY

$16

Koalala LaLaLa

blanco tequila, dry vermouth, apple
liqueur, tamarind, lemon, eucalyptus
bitters, mint, soda

$16

Cheery Cherry Chocosaurus

brandy, French sweet vermouth, dark creme
de cacao, blackberry liqueur, tart cherry
& chocolate, lemon, chocolate bitters,
brandied cherries

$16

Blitzen Barrel

cream sherry, mead, scotch, PX sherry,
honey, sesame *CONTAINS SESAME

$16

Run Run Reindeer

mulled wine reduction, prosecco,
lemon, aromatic bitters

$16

Yippee Ki Yay Mother F****r!

Barbados rum, rhum agricole, Trinidad
overproof rum, ube & coconut orgeat, acid-
adjusted pineapple *CONTAINS NUTS

$16

Roudolph's Replacement

vodka, coffee liqueur, white creme de
cacao, orange curaçao, chai syrup, almond
milk, aromatic bitters *CONTAINS NUTS

$16

Miracle Mouse

bourbon, French sweet vermouth,
pamplemousse liqueur, vanilla liqueur,
strawberry, grapefruit, orange acid

$16

Jingle Balls Nog

brandy, cream sherry,
eggs, heavy cream, oat
milk, sugar, nutmeg, almond, vanilla, angostura. Served cold. *CONTAINS DAIRY, EGGS, NUTS

$16

The Krampus

reposado tequila, oloroso sherry, allspice dram, mezcal, ginger, hibiscus, lime

$16

Coconut Hot Chocolate

**served hot** aged Jamaican rum,
amaretto, chocolate hazelnut & coconut,
coconut whipped cream, cacao dust
*CONTAINS DAIRY, NUTS

$16

Biscochito Coquito

rum, coconut milk, coconut water, nutmeg, cinnamon, anise, orange, vanilla - served cold

$16

Hot Buttered Rum

**served hot** aged rum blend, velvet falernum, mixed spiced butter, nutmeg
*CONTAINS DAIRY

$10 or $20 with the glass

Naughty Shot

tequila, habanero, ginger, hibiscus

$10 or $20 with the glass

Nice Shot

brandy, strawberry, grapefruit

$10

Snow Day Sipper

NA
**served hot** chocolate hazelnut &
coconut syrup, coconut whipped cream,
cacao dust *CONTAINS DAIRY, NUTS

$10

Silent Night

NA
tart cherry, chocolate, orange acid, soda

$10

Mellow Mouse

NA
apple, strawberry, grapefruit, lemon, soda

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Drinks



Blood Tide III



Bauhaus Blast

Bela Lugosi's dead, but this would have brought him back to life. Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Tropical Lime Soda, Citrus, with a black licorice stripe to really goth it up.

$16

Bauhaus Blast

Monkey's Paw

Be careful what you wish for... you might just get it. Clove and Chicory-spiced whiskey, banana olio saccharum, cocoa bitters.

$16


Ghoul's Drool

A mai tai ritual strong enough to wake the dead. Aged and White Rums, Pandan Falernum, Orgeat, Coconut, Pineapple, Lime.

$16

Ghoul's Drool

Bloody Mess

A bloody mess of cherry, lime and vodka.

$12


I Don't Drink... Wine...

A menacing, draped figure descends a staircase towards the long table piled high with unrecognizable meats, beasts and fruit. He extends a gnarled, crooked finger and curls it, bidding you to join him. He grabs a dusty goblet, and pours you this concoction of colas and red wine. He does not pour one for himself, saying simply "I do not drink... wine..." A wolf howls somewhere out on the bog.

$12


Hair of The Black Dog

Got a hellhound on my heel. Thai chili tequila, lime, blackcurrant, hickory. Spicy, smoky, tart, black as the night.

$16

Hair of The Black Dog

Romero's Revenge

Don't say Zombie. White and Aged Rums, Pineapple, Passion, Lime, Lemon, Ango, Absinthe, Chamoy rim

$16


Slaughtered Lamb

Heed the full moon, harvest the flock. Cream soda vodka decoction with strawberry, mandarin orange, and cranberry juice. Garnished with the fleece of a baby lamb.

$16


Corpse Reviver Number Blue

A shot in the dark to wake the weariest corpses. Gin, Curacao, Lemon, Cocchi Americano. Available as a large format drink as well.

$9


Re-Animator Shot

Granny smith apple, vodka and lime, with some caffeine TO GIVE YOU LIFE! Or at least try and bring you back from the dead...

$9




Low and No ABV



$8 Lap Dance

Lapsang Souchong tea, Peach, Sex Potion #9 Bitters

$8


N/A Manhattan

Mango Black Tea and Lapsang Souchong with Tart Cherry Syrup, N/A Sweet Vermouth and a touch of Sex Potion No. 9 zero-proof bitters.

$8


Ginger Spice

Spicy Ginger, Carbonated

$6


Orange + Gentian

fluffy squeezed-in-house oj, house non-alcoholic red bitter aperitivo

$10


tomato + tonic

lacto-fermented tomato water, tonic syrup, soda water

$8




Shaken

Juicy, Refreshing, Textured



Sherry Limeaid

Oloroso, Manzanilla, Pedro Ximenez Sherry, Lime

$14


Needle & Thread

Whiskey, Madeira, Lemongrass, Guanabana, Pine

$14


Pornstar Martini

Vodka, Vanilla, Passionfruit, Lime, Sidecar of Sparkling Wine

$14


Happy Little Accidents

Tequila, Li Hing Mui Infused Rum, Guava, Lemon, Passionfruit Foam

$14


Banana Painkiller

banana-infused rums, pineapple, orange, coconut cream

$14


Bitter Courage

Gin, Happerol, Muddled Lime, Salt, Fresh Cracked Black Pepper. Served Caprihinia-style

$12


Bubblegum Cosmo

Bubblegum Vodka, Dry Curaçao, Lime, Cranberry, Edible Glitter

$13


citrus

yuzu-grapefruit citron vodka, tangerine oleo saccharum, citrus sour, kaffir lime leaf

$13




Stirred

Spirit-forward, Complex, Silky



Hot Date With Fun Guy

Mushroom infused Tequila and Mezcal, Pedro Ximenez Sherry, Cardamaro, figs and Dates

$14


Oreo Negroni

Oreo Distilled Gin, Red Bitter, Sweet Vermouth

$14


Lyrical Thesis

Bacanora, Lacto-Fermented Tomato Water, Cocchi Rosa, Cantaloupe, Persimmon, Salt

$15


Boyz to the Yard

Mezcal Espadin infused with Cocoa Puff Cereal, Espresso, Fennel, Orange, Lemon, Clarified Milk Punch

$14


Hey Handsome

Whiskey, Artichoke Amaro, Xtabentun, Sweet Vermouth

$16


Be Mighty

Rye Whiskey, Aged Rum, White Peach, Angostura Bitters

$14


Accidentally Loopy

Vodka, Fruit Loops, Pineapple, Coriander, Lemon, Clarified Milk Punch

$12


Sotol Martini

Tomatillo Sotol, strawberry vermouth, Cocchi Torino, tomato salt.

$15


Tequila Martini

Tequila, Cocchi Americano, orange bitters, lime olive oil.

$15


House Martini

Vodka or Gin, Dolin Dry, Bitters, olive if you want it. All martinis are thrown, but we'll stir or shake if you prefer. 50:50 - Our preferred house ratio, and an homage to the martini's roots. Equal parts of Spirit and Vermouth, thrown until frosty. Light and refreshing. 2:1 - A little dryer than a 50:50 without being overly boozy. 4:1 - Boozy with a light florality from the vermouth. This is your classic dry martini. 10:1 - Bone dry, very spirit-forward.

$12


Dirty Talk

Blend of Olive, Garlic, Leek, and Rosemary Gins, Dry Vermouth

$13


Alpine Martini

Gin with eucalyptus and pine, alpine liqueur, vinho verde.

$13


Teeny Tiny 'Tini

A tiny gin martini, served ice cold with a nice olive, meant to be enjoyed in a single sip.

$5


Teeny Tiny Flight

Choose three martinis from below: Sotol Martini Tequila Martini Teeny Tiny 'Tini Alpine Martini

$15




Carbonated and Nitro

Force-carbonated and force-nitrogenated cocktails on draft.



Fuck Ice

A PORTION OF THIS COCKTAILS PROCEEDS WILL BE DONATED TO CONTIGO. Stickers Available for $2 Fuck ICE alone, Fuck ICE with friends, or just Fuck ICE. A canned cocktail that is a remake of everyones favorite collage beverage.

$10.00


sotol + tonic

small-batch sotol, house tonic, sal de guzano

$14


Pandan-monium

Tequila, Cantaloupe, Honeydew, Pandan. Light and slightly sweet.

$13


Smoked Whiskey Kola

Whiskey, Sugar Cane Kola, Hickory Smoke, Bitters, Side of Peanuts

$9


Mojito Soda

Mint, Lime, Rum

$10


Hey Love

Gin, Lychee, Coconut, Sparkling Sake, Electric Dust

$12


Beer Fairy

Absinthe, Root Beer, Coconut Foam

$13


Spa Water

Vodka, Cucumber, Lemon, Celery Bitters

$11


Espresso Martini

Vodka, Espresso, Cold Brew, Vanilla, Served via High Pressure Nitro with Coconut Cream on top

$13


Livin' on a Pear

Vodka, Manzanilla Sherry, Pear, Lemon, Pear Smoke Bubble

$14


Gin and Tonic

Gin, House-made Tonic. Citrus-forward, might be the best GnT you'll ever have.

$12


What’s Good Here

Rum, Spicy Ginger, Coconut

$13


Ursula

Vodka, Calpico Japanese Soda, Lavender, Ube

$13


Pineapple + Cream

Vodka, pineapple, coconut cream. Light, fruity, not too sweet.

$10




Shots and Sips



Bubblegum

Vodka, Bubblegum, Edible Glitter

$7


Vodka

$8


Whiskey

$9


Rye Whiskey

$12


Tequilana

$10


Espadin

$10


Sotol

$12


Bacanora

$16


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