
MIRACLE COCKTAILS


Christmapolitan
vodka, elderflower, dry vermouth, spiced
cranberry sauce, lime, rosemary, absinthe mist

Snowball Old-Fashioned
whiskey, gingerbread
syrup, bitters, absinthe

Candy Cane Lane
white rum, vanilla liqueur, dark creme de
cacao, minty amaro, candy cane, soy milk
*CONTAINS SOY

Dancing Sugarplums
gin, limoncello, plum wine, plum milk
syrup, lemon, tiki bitters, nutmeg
*CONTAINS DAIRY

Koalala LaLaLa
blanco tequila, dry vermouth, apple
liqueur, tamarind, lemon, eucalyptus
bitters, mint, soda

Cheery Cherry Chocosaurus
brandy, French sweet vermouth, dark creme
de cacao, blackberry liqueur, tart cherry
& chocolate, lemon, chocolate bitters,
brandied cherries

Blitzen Barrel
cream sherry, mead, scotch, PX sherry,
honey, sesame *CONTAINS SESAME

Run Run Reindeer
mulled wine reduction, prosecco,
lemon, aromatic bitters

Yippee Ki Yay Mother F****r!
Barbados rum, rhum agricole, Trinidad
overproof rum, ube & coconut orgeat, acid-
adjusted pineapple *CONTAINS NUTS

Roudolph's Replacement
vodka, coffee liqueur, white creme de
cacao, orange curaçao, chai syrup, almond
milk, aromatic bitters *CONTAINS NUTS

Miracle Mouse
bourbon, French sweet vermouth,
pamplemousse liqueur, vanilla liqueur,
strawberry, grapefruit, orange acid

Jingle Balls Nog
brandy, cream sherry,
eggs, heavy cream, oat
milk, sugar, nutmeg, almond, vanilla, angostura. Served cold. *CONTAINS DAIRY, EGGS, NUTS

The Krampus
reposado tequila, oloroso sherry, allspice dram, mezcal, ginger, hibiscus, lime

Coconut Hot Chocolate
**served hot** aged Jamaican rum,
amaretto, chocolate hazelnut & coconut,
coconut whipped cream, cacao dust
*CONTAINS DAIRY, NUTS

Biscochito Coquito
rum, coconut milk, coconut water, nutmeg, cinnamon, anise, orange, vanilla - served cold

Hot Buttered Rum
**served hot** aged rum blend, velvet falernum, mixed spiced butter, nutmeg
*CONTAINS DAIRY

Naughty Shot
tequila, habanero, ginger, hibiscus

Nice Shot
brandy, strawberry, grapefruit

Snow Day Sipper
NA
**served hot** chocolate hazelnut &
coconut syrup, coconut whipped cream,
cacao dust *CONTAINS DAIRY, NUTS

Silent Night
NA
tart cherry, chocolate, orange acid, soda

Mellow Mouse
NA
apple, strawberry, grapefruit, lemon, soda


Drinks
Non Alcoholic Cocktails
N/A Manhattan
Mango Black Tea and Lapsang Souchong with Tart Cherry Syrup, N/A Sweet Vermouth and a touch of Sex Potion No. 9 zero-proof bitters.
$8
London Girl Lost
Red Bell Pepper, Pineapple, Soda Water, Passionfruit Foam
$7
N/A Negroni
Bitter Orange and Grapefruit balanced with our house N/A Gin and N/A Sweet Vermouth
$10
Ginger Spice
Spicy Ginger, Carbonated
$6
Flex
One & Done
4 year aged rum, Pedro Ximenez, Byrrh, Tart Cherry
$15
Hot Date With Fun Guy
Mushroom infused Tequilana and Mezcal, Pedro Ximenez Sherry, Cardamaro, figs and Dates
$14
Boyz to the Yard
Mezcal Espadin infused with Cocoa Puff Cereal, Espresso, Fennel, Orange, Lemon, Clarified Milk Punch
$14
Oreo Negroni
Oreo Distilled Gin, Red Bitter, Sweet Vermouth
$14
Passenger Side (of my Best Friend’s Ride)
Tequilana, Pineapple, Bell Pepper and Pineapple Shrub
$12
Lyrical Thesis
Bacanora, Lacto-Fermented Tomato Water, Cocchi Rosa, Cantaloupe, Persimmon, Salt
$15
Green Tea Whiskey Highball
Genmaicha-infused Whiskey, Lychee, Yuzu. Carbonated.
$14
Hey Handsome
Whiskey, Artichoke Amaro, Xtabentun, Sweet Vermouth
$16
Sorry Not Sorry
Cilantro Infused Sotol, Dry Curaçao, Lime
$13
Bangers
Pandan-monium
Tequilana, Cantaloupe, Honeydew, Pandan, served carbonated, Light and slightly sweet.
$13
Smoked Whiskey Kola
Whiskey, Sugar Cane Kola, Hickory Smoke, Cardamom Bitters, Side of Peanuts
$12
The Yuzual
Tequilana, Soda, Pear, Yuzu
$12
Accidentally Loopy
Vodka, Fruit Loops, Pineapple, Coriander, Lemon, Clarified Milk Punch
$12
Hey Love
Gin, Lychee, Coconut, Sparkling Sake, Electric Dust
$12
Pornstar Martini
Vodka, Vanilla, Passionfruit, Lime, Sidecar of Sparkling Wine
$14
Happy Little Accidents
Tequilana, Li Hing Mui Infused Rum, Guava, Lemon, Passionfruit Foam
$14
Be Mighty
Rye Whiskey, Aged Rum, White Peach, Cardamom Bitters
$14
Espresso Martini
Vodka, Espresso, Cold Brew, Vanilla, Served via High Pressure Nitro with Coconut Cream on top
$13
Gin and Tonic
Gin, House-made Tonic
$12
One in a Melon
Thai-Chili Infused Gin, Cantaloupe, Lemon, Carbonated
$13
What’s Good Here
Rum, Spicy Ginger, Coconut, Carbonated
$13
Bitter Courage
Gin, Happerol, Muddled Lime, Salt, Fresh Cracked Black Pepper. Served Caprihinia-style
$12
Ursula
Vodka, Calpico Japanese Soda, Lavender, Ube - served Carbonated
$13
Martinis
Sotol Martini
Tomatillo Sotol, strawberry vermouth, Cocchi Torino, tomato salt.
$15
Tequiliana Martini
Tequiliana, Cocchi Americano, orange bitters, lime olive oil.
$15
House Martini
Vodka or Gin, Dolin Dry, Bitters, olive if you want it. All martinis are thrown, but we'll stir or shake if you prefer. 50:50 - Our preferred house ratio, and an homage to the martini's roots. Equal parts of Spirit and Vermouth, thrown until frosty. Light and refreshing. 2:1 - A little dryer than a 50:50 without being overly boozy. 4:1 - Boozy with a light florality from the vermouth. This is your classic dry martini. 10:1 - Bone dry, very spirit-forward.
$12
Dirty Talk
Blend of Olive, Garlic, Leek, and Rosemary Gins, Dry Vermouth
$13
Cacao Martini
Cacao nib-infused vodka and Pedro Ximenez. Tastes like a chocolate-covered raisin without all the sugar.
$13
Sandalwood Manhattan
Split-base whiskey and brandy with sandalwood. Cut with Rainwater Madeira and Peychaud's.
$14
Teeny Tiny 'Tini
A tiny gin martini, served ice cold with a nice olive, meant to be enjoyed in a single sip.
$5
Teeny Tiny Flight
Choose three martinis from below: Sotol Martini Tequiliana Martini Cacao Martini Sandalwood Manhattan Teeny Tiny 'Tini
$15
