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MIRACLE COCKTAILS

$8

Christmapolitan

vodka, dry vermouth,
elderflower, cranberry,
orange, mulling spices,
lime

$8

Snowball Old-Fashioned

whiskey, gingerbread
syrup, bitters, absinthe

$8

Stocking Stuffer

whiskey, PX sherry, "cold hot
chocolate", cinnamon. Served over ice.

$8

Christmasaurus

pineapple rum,
falernum, mezcal,
apricot liqueur, pineapple syrup, coconut milk, lime, angostura

$8

Crooked Antler

brandy, ruby port, vanilla
liqueur, hazelnut, chestnut orgeat, orange juice, lapsang tea

$8

Roudolph's Replacement

vodka, coffee liqueur, white creme de cacao, orange curacao, chai, oat milk, bitters.

$8

Yippee Ki Yay Mother F****r!

rum blend, ube coconut
orgeat, acidified
pineapple

$8

Hot Buttered Rum

**served hot** aged rum blend, velvet falernum, mixed spiced butter, nutmeg
*CONTAINS DAIRY

$8

Mulled Wine

**served hot** mulled red wine, ruby port, orange liqueur, Christmas spices

$8

Challah Back Girl

rye whiskey, PX sherry,
bread

$5

Naughty Shot

cinnamon whiskey

$14

Oreo Negroni

oreo distilled gin, red bitter, sweet vermouth

Hits like a classic Negroni, finishes like a classic Oreo

$14

Hot Date With Fun Guy

mushroom infused tequiliana and mezcal, Pedro Ximenez Sherry, Cardamaro, figs and dates

“Don’t worry, it doesn’t taste like soup.” Umami and spirit-forward.

$14

Aww Shucks

rye whiskey, espadin mezcal, corn, agave, gojuchong tincture

Corn straight from the grill. Smoky, spicy, spirit-forward

$14

Pick Your Path

genmaicha green tea infused whiskey, lychee, yuzu

Choose your direction: highball or spirit forward

$12

Passenger Side (of my Best Friend’s Ride)

tequiliana, pineapple, bell pepper and pineapple shrub

What a shrub should actually taste like

$16

Hey Handsome

cedar whiskey, artichoke amaro, xabantun, sweet vermouth

Layered, woody whiskey sipper; anise and honey linger

$15

Lyrical Thesis

bacanora agave spirit, lacto-fermented tomatoes, cocchi rosa, cantaloupe, persimmon, salt

Take a casual trip to flavortown with us

$14

Boyz to the Yard

mezcal espadin infused with cocoa puff cereal, espresso, fennel, orange, lemon. Clarified milk punch

Cocoa Puffs get upgraded to first class on an international flight.

$13

Dirty Talk

blend of olive, garlic, leek, and rosemary gins, dry vermouth

This is not the dirty martini you’re looking for. Rich and savory.

HAPPY COCKTAILS
FLEX

HAPPY COCKTAILS
bangers

ALCOHOL FREE

$5

Oh Yeah!

We reverse-engineered Kool-Aid! Today's flavor: Mango Papaya

the Tropical Thunder of our dreams. Non-Alcoholic.

$7

London Girl Lost

Red bell pepper, pineapple, soda water, passionfruit foam.

Light, vegetal, and Refreshing. Non-Alcoholic.

$8

$8 Lap Dance

lapsang souchong tea, peach, sex potion #9 bitters

Smoky, Old-fashioned style. Non-Alcoholic.

$6

Ginger Spice

spicy ginger,
carbonated

Bites back without the repercussions. Non-Alcoholic.

$10

N/A-groni

bittersweet, like the last kiss you from your first kiss.

Bitter orange and grapefruit balanced with our house N/A Gin and N/A Sweet Vermouth

$8

Chicha Morada

housemade purple corn punch, with lime, pineapple, cinnamon & clove

Fruity, Spiced

$8

Mang-No-Hattan

Smooth, smoky, cherry and wood.

Mango Black Tea and Lapsang Souchong with Tart Cherry Syrup, N/A Sweet Vermouth and a touch of Sex Potion No. 9 zero-proof bitters.

$8

Serendipity

clarified passionfruit juice and tomato water, served with fruit leather

bright, savory, sweet, acidic and slightly salty.

$12

Gin and Tonic

gin, house-made tonic

This will ruin you for all future gin and tonics.

$12

Hey Love

gin, lychee, coconut, sparkling sake, electric dust

we’ll make a gin drinker out of you yet

$12

Accidentally Loopy

vodka, fruit loops, pineapple, coriander, lemon, clarified milk punch

Tastes like Saturday morning cartoons with an age restriction

$14

Pornstar Martini

Vodka, vanilla, passionfruit, lime, sidecar of sparkling wine

Juicy and approachable - just like a pornstar.

$13

Beer Fairy

absinthe, root beer, coconut foam

Fuck yeah we did.

$14

Sherry Limeaid

oloroso, manzanilla, pedro ximenez sherry, lime

Light and refreshing low ABV crusher

$13

One in a Melon

thai-chili infused gin, cantaloupe, lemon, carbonated

Spicy not-spicy juicy refresher

$14

Needle & Thread

whiskey, madeira, lemongrass, guanabana, pine

we had to google guanabana too

$14

Happy Little Accidents

tequiliana, ling hui mui infused rum, guava, lemon, passionfruit foam

Everything you want in a glass: juicy, tropical, hit of salt

$12

Smoked Whiskey Kola

Whiskey, sugar cane kola, hickory smoke, cardamom bitters, side of peanuts

Put the peanuts in the kola. Its a thing

$13

Ursula

vodka, calpico japanese soda, lavender, ube - served carbonated

Finally, a drink with a kiss of lavender

$14

Be Mighty

rye whiskey, aged rum, white peach, cardamom bitters

Like a day on the peach.

$13

Espresso Martini

vodka, espresso, cold brew, vanilla, served via high pressure nitro with coconut cream on top

If you want to know why it’s the best, ask for Zach.

$13

What’s Good Here

rum, spicy ginger, coconut. carbonated

It’s what’s good here. The best dark and stormy

$12

Bitter Courage

gin, happerol, muddled lime, salt, fresh cracked black pepper. Served caprihinia-style

The drink with a decade-long cult following. See why

$11

Spa Water

vodka, cucumber, lemon, celery bitters, carbonated

If your spa could serve booze

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