
MIRACLE COCKTAILS


Christmapolitan
vodka, dry vermouth,
elderflower, cranberry,
orange, mulling spices,
lime

Snowball Old-Fashioned
whiskey, gingerbread
syrup, bitters, absinthe

Stocking Stuffer
whiskey, PX sherry, "cold hot
chocolate", cinnamon. Served over ice.

Christmasaurus
pineapple rum,
falernum, mezcal,
apricot liqueur, pineapple syrup, coconut milk, lime, angostura

Crooked Antler
brandy, ruby port, vanilla
liqueur, hazelnut, chestnut orgeat, orange juice, lapsang tea

Roudolph's Replacement
vodka, coffee liqueur, white creme de cacao, orange curacao, chai, oat milk, bitters.

Yippee Ki Yay Mother F****r!
rum blend, ube coconut
orgeat, acidified
pineapple

Hot Buttered Rum
**served hot** aged rum blend, velvet falernum, mixed spiced butter, nutmeg
*CONTAINS DAIRY

Mulled Wine
**served hot** mulled red wine, ruby port, orange liqueur, Christmas spices

Challah Back Girl
rye whiskey, PX sherry,
bread

Naughty Shot
cinnamon whiskey

Oreo Negroni
oreo distilled gin, red bitter, sweet vermouth
Hits like a classic Negroni, finishes like a classic Oreo
Hot Date With Fun Guy
mushroom infused tequiliana and mezcal, Pedro Ximenez Sherry, Cardamaro, figs and dates
“Don’t worry, it doesn’t taste like soup.” Umami and spirit-forward.
Aww Shucks
rye whiskey, espadin mezcal, corn, agave, gojuchong tincture
Corn straight from the grill. Smoky, spicy, spirit-forward
Pick Your Path
genmaicha green tea infused whiskey, lychee, yuzu
Choose your direction: highball or spirit forward
Passenger Side (of my Best Friend’s Ride)
tequiliana, pineapple, bell pepper and pineapple shrub
What a shrub should actually taste like
Hey Handsome
cedar whiskey, artichoke amaro, xabantun, sweet vermouth
Layered, woody whiskey sipper; anise and honey linger
Lyrical Thesis
bacanora agave spirit, lacto-fermented tomatoes, cocchi rosa, cantaloupe, persimmon, salt
Take a casual trip to flavortown with us
Boyz to the Yard
mezcal espadin infused with cocoa puff cereal, espresso, fennel, orange, lemon. Clarified milk punch
Cocoa Puffs get upgraded to first class on an international flight.
Dirty Talk
blend of olive, garlic, leek, and rosemary gins, dry vermouth
This is not the dirty martini you’re looking for. Rich and savory.

HAPPY COCKTAILS
FLEX

HAPPY COCKTAILS
bangers

ALCOHOL FREE

Oh Yeah!
We reverse-engineered Kool-Aid! Today's flavor: Mango Papaya
the Tropical Thunder of our dreams. Non-Alcoholic.
London Girl Lost
Red bell pepper, pineapple, soda water, passionfruit foam.
Light, vegetal, and Refreshing. Non-Alcoholic.
$8 Lap Dance
lapsang souchong tea, peach, sex potion #9 bitters
Smoky, Old-fashioned style. Non-Alcoholic.
Ginger Spice
spicy ginger,
carbonated
Bites back without the repercussions. Non-Alcoholic.
N/A-groni
bittersweet, like the last kiss you from your first kiss.
Bitter orange and grapefruit balanced with our house N/A Gin and N/A Sweet Vermouth
Chicha Morada
housemade purple corn punch, with lime, pineapple, cinnamon & clove
Fruity, Spiced
Mang-No-Hattan
Smooth, smoky, cherry and wood.
Mango Black Tea and Lapsang Souchong with Tart Cherry Syrup, N/A Sweet Vermouth and a touch of Sex Potion No. 9 zero-proof bitters.
Serendipity
clarified passionfruit juice and tomato water, served with fruit leather
bright, savory, sweet, acidic and slightly salty.

Gin and Tonic
gin, house-made tonic
This will ruin you for all future gin and tonics.
Hey Love
gin, lychee, coconut, sparkling sake, electric dust
we’ll make a gin drinker out of you yet
Accidentally Loopy
vodka, fruit loops, pineapple, coriander, lemon, clarified milk punch
Tastes like Saturday morning cartoons with an age restriction
Pornstar Martini
Vodka, vanilla, passionfruit, lime, sidecar of sparkling wine
Juicy and approachable - just like a pornstar.
Beer Fairy
absinthe, root beer, coconut foam
Fuck yeah we did.
Sherry Limeaid
oloroso, manzanilla, pedro ximenez sherry, lime
Light and refreshing low ABV crusher
One in a Melon
thai-chili infused gin, cantaloupe, lemon, carbonated
Spicy not-spicy juicy refresher
Needle & Thread
whiskey, madeira, lemongrass, guanabana, pine
we had to google guanabana too
Happy Little Accidents
tequiliana, ling hui mui infused rum, guava, lemon, passionfruit foam
Everything you want in a glass: juicy, tropical, hit of salt
Smoked Whiskey Kola
Whiskey, sugar cane kola, hickory smoke, cardamom bitters, side of peanuts
Put the peanuts in the kola. Its a thing
Ursula
vodka, calpico japanese soda, lavender, ube - served carbonated
Finally, a drink with a kiss of lavender
Be Mighty
rye whiskey, aged rum, white peach, cardamom bitters
Like a day on the peach.
Espresso Martini
vodka, espresso, cold brew, vanilla, served via high pressure nitro with coconut cream on top
If you want to know why it’s the best, ask for Zach.
What’s Good Here
rum, spicy ginger, coconut. carbonated
It’s what’s good here. The best dark and stormy
Bitter Courage
gin, happerol, muddled lime, salt, fresh cracked black pepper. Served caprihinia-style
The drink with a decade-long cult following. See why
Spa Water
vodka, cucumber, lemon, celery bitters, carbonated
If your spa could serve booze